LOS ANGELES—Fueling rumors that the 49-year-old star was finally settling down, Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted...
WASHINGTON—Repeatedly asking if anyone else felt cold as they clutched their protruding elbows and rubbed...
In Paris, 200 servers dressed in their uniforms and carrying trays with a croissant, a cup of coffee, and a glass of water competed in La Course Des Cafés, a race first run in 1914, for the title of fastest waiter. What do you think?
WASHINGTON—Saying it was “high time” she made a more serious investment in her career, Vice...
With diversity, equity, and inclusion programs facing backlash, The Onion examines every problem conservatives have blamed on DEI.
WASHINGTON—Saying their numbers had been blocked so showing up unannounced was their only option, several...
NEW YORK—Issuing a public statement for immediate release, Weight Watchers announced they had gone totally...
Two years after overturning Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court is this week hearing arguments in a case that could curtail or eliminate nationwide access to mifepristone, commonly known as the abortion pill. Here are some of the things that could happen when the court eventually issues its decision.
A collection of the most important local posts of the week
Donald Trump’s Truth Social, which the former president founded after he was banned from several online platforms in 2021, went public this week and has been valued at a whopping $8 billion. Here is everything we know about Truth Social and its parent company, Trump Media and Technology Group.
ALEXANDRIA, VA—A new study published Wednesday in The American Journal Of Medicine found that 99% of tardiness could be attributed to waking up nude in a field with no memory of one’s own identity. “Our findings suggest that poor time management is almost always caused by an individual waking up on the side of a…
LOS ANGELES—Saying the channel would do everything in its power to make up for the writer and producer’s years of toxic, abusive behavior, Nickelodeon announced Thursday that Dan Schneider had been chemically castrated with slime. “While in his powerful position at Nickelodeon, Mr. Schneider harassed child stars and…
YICHANG, CHINA—Feeling an unfamiliar tinge of emptiness midway through his 117-nation excursion, Indiana resident Larry Hough reported Wednesday that abandoning his family back in Fort Wayne in order to visit a McDonald’s in every foreign country was not as satisfying an endeavor as he had imagined. “Huh, is it…
WASHINGTON—In the most significant move to help working families in decades, a group of U.S. senators introduced a new childcare bill this week that would allocate a single microwave for the nation’s kids to cook their own dinner with. “This landmark bill promises to provide latchkey kids with the essential microwave…
The NFL completely overhauled its kickoff rules, taking elements used in the XFL in an effort to make the play a more integral part of the game and decrease the number of touchbacks to keep the ball in play. What do you think?